Arrival
At 06:17, a duck appeared beside the water. No splash. No footsteps. Just immaculate hair and a deeply unnecessary moustache.
POND DEPARTMENT · FILE 06:17
NAZIDUCK.
One duck. One stare. Zero context.
Nobody remembers when he arrived. Everybody remembers the silence afterwards.
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STATUS: STARING
MOOD: UNSPECIFIED
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THE POND FILE
He was already
looking at you.
Routine
He patrols three meters of shoreline, judges passing clouds, and occasionally turns exactly eleven degrees to the left.
Communication
No confirmed quacks. One witness reports hearing a quiet “hm.” The witness has since refused further interviews.
FACIAL EXPRESSION: FIXED
UNWRITTEN POND RULES
The duck has standards.
Nobody knows what they are.
01Never ask about the hair.
02Do not out-stare the duck.
03If he nods, leave immediately.
04The bench is his. It has always been his.
03
CURRENT POND CONDITION
UNCOMFORTABLY
CALM.
Move your cursor near him. He notices.
04
POND COMMUNICATION CHANNELS
Keep one eye on the duck.
Use the other eye for updates.
FINAL RECORD
NAZIDUCK
$NAZIDUCK
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